I couldn't sleep last night. Around 1030p I took a sleep aid which I'm pretty sure contained caffeine, and that made for a long night indeed. As I lay in bed, I reflected on my summer vacations, one of which was to Ocean City MD - home of the Jerky Outlet. Or at least it was until recently. The Jerky Outlet is gone.
The "outlet"....where we can buy last season's lime green snakeskin pumps or a pair of Levi's with the left leg a bit longer than the right.- at a reduced price. But strips of dried MEAT? What kind of person buys slightly irregular beef? There are two things I would never buy at an outlet: food of any kind and medication. "I don't know how I got pregnant, honey...I bought my pills from the Birth Control Outlet and have been taking them (slightly ir-)regularly!"
Can't tell if I am knocked up or have food poisoning....maybe I'm just tired.
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